+10c French desperately try to get their central heating on. Finns plant flowers.+5c Italian cars won't start. Finns drive with convertibles.
0c Pure water freezes. Water in river Vantaa thickens a bit.
-5c First people are found frozen in California. Finnish midsummer festival ends.
-10c Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.
-20c Swedes stay indoors. Finns are having last barbeque before winter.-30c Half of the Greek people have frozen to death. Finns start to dry their laundry indoors.
-50c Polarbears evacuate North Pole. Finnish army starts it's winter training.
-70c Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Finns are furious since the Koskenkorva booze can't be stored outdoors anymore.
-273c Absolute Zero. Finns admit that it is quite cold outside.
-300c Hell freezes over. Finland wins the football World Cup.
